• American Pride with a Chuckle: DonkeyTees, your new favorite laugh factory for t-shirts! High-quality inks? Check. Sizes from tiny tots to towering 6XLs? Double-check. Proudly made in the USA, where the eagles soar and the donkeys... well, they just tee off!
• Comfort You'll Crack Up In: Our tees are softer than a kitten's whisper, crafted from the coziest cotton and some poly-blends that feel like a hug from a cloud. Our fan feedback is no joke – if we wouldn't wear it to a stand-up show, we won't print it!
• Zooming Your Way from Ohio: Need it fast? We've got you covered, Monday through Friday! Our Ohio-based tee machine is all revved up to handprint and send your order faster than a donkey on roller skates. And with our central location, we're just a hop, skip, and a jump away from anywhere in the USA.
• Laundry Day? No Problem! Our shirts are pre-washed and pre-shrunk, handling life's spills like a champ. For lasting hilarity, just wash with cold water, inside out (like a reversible joke), and air dry or tumble on low – because who likes high-maintenance clothing?
• We Care Like a Donkey with a Heart of Gold: Not tickled pink by your purchase? Let us know! We're here to turn that frown upside down and make sure you're more than happy with your new comedy armor.